Now that my fiendish plot to seize control of this blog has succeeded, I will immediately proceed to wallow in the trashiest pop culture that I can find, starting with Hello Kitty and proceeding onward to obscure television-based memes.
Today marks the beginning of a barbaric descent into degradation and madness. This once-proud blog will be dragged through the Lovecraftian slime. Shoggoths will render bas-reliefs on the walls. Nyaruko will finally get to kiss the protagonist. There is no stopping here; this is bat country.