Sex, drugs, and Believing the strangest things, blaming the Swedish bongs


Why do white people believe the strangest things?

Why do white people love the alien?

Because white people simply don’t enjoy being white people very much.

Depression, self-blame, and introspection are simply part of the subartic package, along with blue eyes and a shocking lack of melanin.

In Scandinavia, this manifests inmany cultural customs, notably “Jante’s Law.”

  1. You’re not to think you are anything special.
  2. You’re not to think you are as good as we are.
  3. You’re not to think you are smarter than we are.
  4. You’re not to convince yourself that you are better than we are.
  5. You’re not to think you know more than we do.
  6. You’re not to think you are more important than we are.
  7. You’re not to think you are good at anything.
  8. You’re not to laugh at us.
  9. You’re not to think anyone cares about you.
  10. You’re not to think you can teach us anything.


An eleventh rule recognised as ‘the penal code of Jante’ is:

  1. Perhaps you don’t think we know a few things about you?

A recent new story brings it into focus:

According to Ann Heberlein, a freelance writer, author and lecturer in ethics at Lund University, blond Swedes find themselves habitually harassed and sneered at in their own country, despite the Swedish authorities’ relentless campaign against discrimination.

…Helberlein recalled an incident when a middle-aged woman and her teenage daughter (both blondes) were coarsely insulted by a passing driver, simply because of the color of their hair. By her own admission, Helberlein has herself experienced various insults of that kind from “people with non-European appearances,” which is why she decided to share this painful experience on Facebook. It turned out that many of her fellow blonde Swedes were able to personally relate to this degrading treatment.

However, in the ensuing debate in the commentaries, Helberlein’s experience was questioned and belittled by people who profiled themselves as anti-racists. Helberlein was told to ‘keep quiet’ and ‘stop whining’ and was accused of ‘thriving in the role of a victim.’

When Helberlein argued that all people, regardless of their gender, ethnicity, sexual orientation and political opinion have the same right to respect, equal rights and public safety, she was informed that she actually had no say due to belonging to the ‘privileged’ race that supposedly possessed all the ‘power.’

Although ethnic Swedes officially only represent one percent of all reported hate crimes, a huge number goes unreported for fear of social stigma of the same kind Helberlein was exposed to. Besides, the Swedish public is simply not accustomed to the idea that racism may be directed against the “privileged” ethnic majority.

For this reason, Swedish police are unable to deal with this type of crime. Heinous killer Abraham Ukbagabir, who slew a 53-year-old woman and her son in the notorious IKEA murder, cited the Swedish appearance of his victims as the primary motive, yet the prosecution failed to classify the murder as a hate crime.

Whom do we blame?

Do we blame Sweden first? Can we possibly blame the Scythians? Because I really want to blame the Scythians, regardless of the weight of the evidence.

B’Man often quotes an obscure sage named Kaminski.

I have reviewed various allegations – mostly from videogames – about Scythian-connected people named Kaminski, most of whom are horse archers. I am pretty sure that Kaminski is descended from Scythian dope fiends, who get horse archers and kurgans and all kinds of unfair bonuses very early in the game.



Above we see a Scythian bong. This was the inspiration for the Nords of Skyrim. Or so I have heard.  You might need to double-check that, but not this month, because Civ VI is coming out.

At any rate, the Sacythians were marijuana-smokers, or opium smokers, or something.
Opium can ruin your life. It will make you pay real money for Rasputina albums that you could get for free on the torrents.

Opium is scary and dangerous because it will cause your adopted children to become cello layers who hate you. Proof:


And whom do we find, depicted clearly on solid gold Scythian bongs?

I can’t be certain, but it obviously LOOKS like Kaminski. It’s not air-tight, rock-solid proof, but it’s good enough to open up a dossier.



So what is Kaminski writing about? it’s hard to tell, because obviously his brain is addled with various Scythian opiates. But to directly quote:

Systems we have relied upon are breaking down. They told us lies to make us feel good that were meant to quell our outrage at the perpetual shrinking of our freedoms. Now they are toppling from the weight of their own corruption.

When there is no one left to defend our honor, then we will be worthless and defeated.

…We need somebody to stand up and tell us who we are…

We’re on a ship without a captain, and the world simply doesn’t know what to do. There is no one to turn to but ourselves.

Why is Kaminski so gloomy? I can’t if he is blaming himself, or trying to apply Jante’s Law, or just wallowing in despair.

We don’t need a leader when it makes more sense to be leaderless.

We don’t need someone to tell us who we are when there is no “we.” A bunch of atomized individuals can figure things out without leaders. Each individual can decide for himself who he is.

Anyway, there are plenty of leaders who can elucidate what the problems are. PCR can tell us what the problem is with the USA’s ruling cabal.


Jeff Rense can tell us what is wrong with the media.

I can tell you what’s wrong with Civ VI. It’s not coming out for a couple of more weeks, that’s what is wrong with it.

You don’t need a leader to tell you who you are. Even if you had such a leader, you would still have to figure out how to do all the tasks he would assign to you, and he probably wouldn’t have time to hold your hand and train you.

You probably don’t have enough humility to follow a wise leader. For example, I am wise, and I am telling you the problem is opium-smoking Scythians whose children play cellos, but are you listening to me? (That was a trick question. You’re not supposed to be listening to me because you’re supposed to be listening to the embedded YouTube clips.)

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